It’s just allergic reaction or anaphylactic shock
We’ll march you to the Captain, have a rational talk
A big misunderstanding. Things will be okay
We’ll just tell her what happened
I know what she’ll say; she’ll say:

Oh, thank you Heck, you clever kid
For bringing me The Slugger
I’m your best friend
For what you did
I’m norm’ly not a hugger!

No problem, Cap, why, that’s my job!
I’m glad you’re seein’ reason
Now hold it down so I can lob
Its head off or face treason!

Is that what Cap would do?
Gosh, I sure hope not
If that’s what cap would do,
I’ll give this more thought

A little girl? Alone and lost?
Why, son, that’s such a shame
You’re pretty much a hero, hoss
Who is she? What’s her name?

I knew you’d treat her good!
Of course, I’ll hook her up
By which I mean I’ll take her hand
And pirate-ize the pup!

There’s no place for a kid on The Apogee
No space in my heart for mercy
But the blame lies on you who brought her to me
When the kid walks the space-plank, sir, you see?

Is that what cap would do?
Probably, I guess
If that’s what cap would do
Maybe don’t confess?

Mom! Help me!

Mommy, please, tell me now
What would you do?
What do you think?
Should I turn my friend in?
Lie to my boss?
Or some other third thing?

It’s up to me to decide
Who you are, or could be
And you’re not a monster
Why, you’re only Ani
I know what Cap would do
Fight you nail and tooth
So here’s what I will do:
Hide you and the truth