After watching Ani transform into The Slugger and eat Grillo, Heck also finds goat bones. With Ani back in her toddler form, Heck brainstorms his next move.
lyrics
It’s just allergic reaction or anaphylactic shock
We’ll march you to the Captain, have a rational talk
A big misunderstanding. Things will be okay
We’ll just tell her what happened
I know what she’ll say; she’ll say:
Oh, thank you Heck, you clever kid
For bringing me The Slugger
I’m your best friend
For what you did
I’m norm’ly not a hugger!
No problem, Cap, why, that’s my job!
I’m glad you’re seein’ reason
Now hold it down so I can lob
Its head off or face treason!
Is that what Cap would do?
Gosh, I sure hope not
If that’s what cap would do,
I’ll give this more thought
A little girl? Alone and lost?
Why, son, that’s such a shame
You’re pretty much a hero, hoss
Who is she? What’s her name?
I knew you’d treat her good!
Of course, I’ll hook her up
By which I mean I’ll take her hand
And pirate-ize the pup!
There’s no place for a kid on The Apogee
No space in my heart for mercy
But the blame lies on you who brought her to me
When the kid walks the space-plank, sir, you see?
Is that what cap would do?
Probably, I guess
If that’s what cap would do
Maybe don’t confess?
Mom! Help me!
Mommy, please, tell me now
What would you do?
What do you think?
Should I turn my friend in?
Lie to my boss?
Or some other third thing?
It’s up to me to decide
Who you are, or could be
And you’re not a monster
Why, you’re only Ani
I know what Cap would do
Fight you nail and tooth
So here’s what I will do:
Hide you and the truth