The well-to-do passengers of The Apogee's Kiss slink up and down the ship's halls, noses upturned to the ship's crew, aching and toiling at the vacationers' every whim.
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We set sail for adventure
Or close facsimile!
The finest lies our gold can buy
It’s Stars Afar for me!
For thrills, excitement, peril
No finer place to be!
Don’t worry, guys, it’s supervised!
It’s Stars Afar for me!
Creature comforts go so far, but we want thrills
What’s so wrong with wanting them to come with frills?
Let’s take it to the limit
Of taste, of decency!
Face storm and squall, then gala ball!
It’s Stars Afar for me!
We scrub and cook and grovel
They act like they don’t see
The nasty fact, it’s all an act
Makes this cruise suck for me
Their manufactured exploits
Make us the exploitees
They think they pay to live the way
We do, but hell is free
Hands on deck and hand-in-foot, they bark and beck
If you’re so keen on roughing it, you scrub the deck
Our fearless captain beckons
Oh, what could his news be?
He’ll strategize!
Here come more lies!
It’s Stars Afar for me!
Featuring: Matt Holdzkom, Ann Fields Monical, Maura Giles, Jake Watson, Rachel Leigh, Matt Helfrich, Megan Van Dam, Ryan Felton, Leila Breton, Brandon Schaaf, Emily Gable
