Huskie, Grillo, Jack, Carmella, and The Sweeps fill Heck in on the morning's happenings and the infamous legend herself: Barsha Bhatt.
lyrics
We space-drifters often tell stories
Of aliens, goblins, and ghosts
And legends have ways of dispersing
Though some are space bunk - I’d say most
But the guests on this boat remain clueless
And so, it seems now, do you too
Well, the scariest monster to dwell in the stars
Is quite real. And she’s here. Ohh, mon dieu!
The widow to a thousand grooms
She murdered as they begged
They say that she came from the womb
With hook and peggy-leg
The terror of the void of space
A miracle you saw her face
And lived to tale the tell
The pirate straight from hell
Big Bad Bhatt!
The war-folk tribes of Albaway
Who mine the spice melande
Fell to her sword, and to this day
No meal of hers goes bland
She slew the sainted star of Blett
Ransacked the planet Gurn
Visits pet and candy stores
Just to watch ‘em burn!
A nightmare in a captain’s frock!
Reep reep reep reep, wok wok wok!
She seemed all right to me
Could she really be?
